Reason number 4,085 why my job is CRAZY

Today, while working, I got peed on by a dog. INSIDE A HOUSE. Here's the scene: I was at this house investigating a new CPS report. I had just sat down at the kitchen table with the two adults in the household. I set my (very nice) briefcase/purse down next to my chair. Shortly after, 1 of the 3 small dogs in the house ever so casually lifted his leg and proceeded to pee on my bag. I grabbed the bag up quickly and the woman apologized and wiped it off with a towel. She advised me to not put my bag on the floor because "he does that". So I put the bag on the back of my chair and continued my discussion. About 2 minutes later, that blasted dog lifted his leg again and peed ON MY LEG. Thankfully I was wearing long pants, but it got all over the bottom of my pants and my shoe. DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN? WHAT!? SERIOUSLY?!.....I'm speechless...